Back in senior year of high school I asked a girl out , the first time I was able to work up the nerve, on a date. she said yes and I was the happiest I had ever been, 2 days later I called her back and asked her if she wanted to go out on Monday night (we had Tuesday off for election day). She said she would've loved to but she had to go visit her boyfriend at college.
My girlfriend asked me the other day if the sun and the moon were the same thing. I gave her a blank stare and said "well we've landed on the moon." She replied, "No we didn't
We landed on Mars." She is studying to become an anesthesiologist.
I once got into a fight with my girlfriend while listening to Weird Al's "Dare to Be Stupid" album. There's nothing more surreal than yelling at someone while "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch" plays in the background.
My girlfriend of 2 years and I were having another fight about my lack of commitment. She said all she needed was a promise ring and she would be happy. So I took off my class ring, got down on one knee and slipped the ring on her finger and said, "I promise
that if you keep bugging me about this, this will be the last ring I ever put on your finger." I am currently single.
I was driving to a coffee shop to meet a girl for the first time after a few weeks joking posts on a mutual friend's Facebook page. I was running a bit late and called to tell her traffic was going to make me about 15 minutes late. Her reply, "Nah
you can just stop now. You aren't that cute. Maybe next time." I still have no clue what that meant.
I was "dating" this girl in 8th grade for a couple of months. I got a phone call one night from a girl telling me my gf was breaking up with me. Not that big of a deal in middle school. Two years later I'm dating a different girl and we're going through her pictures and we found one of me and my ex. Turns out she had been good friends with my ex and had been the one to call me and break up with me for her. Small world.
-Nick Martin, RPI
My boyfriend of two years dumped me because I won a roll on a pair of pants in World of Warcraft.
I once dated a girl who was very dim-witted. For example, she once microwaved her phone when it got wet and was surprised when it burst into flames. However, the coup de grace happened when she looked me dead in the eyes and, over a burrito, asked if birds had two or four legs. I didn't know how to respond. Then she moved back home to Dubai and never responded to another message I sent her, so I guess I'm the stupid one.
After having sex for the first time, my girlfriend turned to me and said "Well buddy, we finally did it!" and offered me a fist bump. Not wanting to leave my "bro" hanging, I accepted. It was complete with an explosion. Then she explained to me how someone in Washington DC secretly owns the gene that causes cancer and it can't be cured because they won't let anyone work on it. She went to sleep while I reflected on my life.
After I popped the question, my fianc