• "Fauxhawks are Fauxreal"
  • "Future Jon Gosselin"
  • "Individuality is Essential"
  • "Magna Cum Laude"
  • "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too"
  • "Strong Mafia Ties"
  • "Waiting for Marriage"
  • "Please Kill Me"
  • "Knowledge is Power"
  • "Sharing is Caring"
  • "What is Love?"
  • "Beets, Bears, Battlestar Gallactica"
  • "Watch 'Gary Unmarried'"
  • "Fake Tattoo Shirt"