The Commandment Moses "Lost" on the Way Down From Mount Sinai11. Thou shalt stone to death he who brought these Commandments down
I got thrown out of my company's annual family picnic, because apparently there are multiple ways to interpret the term "sack race."
You Know You're an Alcoholic ifyour bottle-opener-chain has some keys on it.
I imagineIf you put a scale upside down on the floor it would just explode under the weight of the world.
I tried selling drugs to kids but they were too smart. They have someone test coke before they buy.
"Only you can prevent forest fires"No pressure.
Hunting would be a lot more difficult if deer had calendars.
Reporter or Murderer looking on the bright side?"At least 50 people were injured in last night's attack."
Sounds Pants Make When You WalkJeans: Swp Swp Swp
Cords: Thwt Thwt Thwtrnrn
Cargo Pants: Fgt Fgt Fgt. Because cargo pants are gay.
How to find a list of douchesGo to YouTube and search "fall out boy acoustic cover."
Ironically, Chumbawumba never actually "got back up again"?