Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Twenty-Seven
October 1, 2009
The Commandment Moses "Lost" on the Way Down From Mount Sinai
11. Thou shalt stone to death he who brought these Commandments down
I got thrown out of my company's annual family picnic, because apparently there are multiple ways to interpret the term "sack race."
You Know You're an Alcoholic if
your bottle-opener-chain has some keys on it.
If you put a scale upside down on the floor it would just explode under the weight of the world.
I tried selling drugs to kids but they were too smart. They have someone test coke before they buy.
"Only you can prevent forest fires"
Hunting would be a lot more difficult if deer had calendars.
Reporter or Murderer looking on the bright side?
"At least 50 people were injured in last night's attack."
Sounds Pants Make When You Walk
: Swp Swp Swp
: Thwt Thwt Thwtrnrn
: Fgt Fgt Fgt. Because cargo pants are gay.
How to find a list of douches
Go to YouTube and search "fall out boy acoustic cover."
Ironically, Chumbawumba never actually "got back up again"?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.