Ever brought a girl back to your place after a party? There's more to consider than just how long you last
Door: I'm not locked! I'm not locked! What do I do?!
Walls: Oh god, the pressure, why can't we be thicker?
Computer: Does this mean no porn tonight? Awh man
Wallet: I THINK there's a condom in me. If not, bad luck Bed.
Bed: Ahh sh*t, I was only changed yesterday. Wait, they might do it on the carpet like last time.
Carpet: Not a chance, I gave him a burn he won't soon forget. You're screwed.
Desk: Are you kidding? They only do it on me in the movies. I'm so lonely
Bed: Thank god this chick is lighter than that last one. I was aching for
Carpet: Awh yeah! His shirt just landed on me. It's going down!
Bed: Ouch, take it easy guys! You're not 16 anymore.
Wallet: Yeah, I've got a condom. We're good to go.
Chair: Why am I always facing away from the bed? Anyone got a camera?
Computer: I'm on it.
Bed: He's gentler than last time. Way to go, Steve!
Door: Sh*t guys, if someone comes in we are so screwed, I mean we are really-
Hallway floorboards: Crrrrk
All: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Door: Phew, false alarm.
Bed: Almost done over here guys.
Desk: How do you know?
Bed: I just do. I've been here for 6 years OK, he's done.
Lamp: And you know what happens now!
Condom: F*ck yeah! That was awesome! Where are we going now?
Trashcan: No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!