Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A Guy Watching A Movie With A Girl Who Isn't Interested In Watching A Movie
October 19, 2009
So what do you want to watch?
Can't you just choose something because I don't really care about it, at all. Like, It's totally the same to me, no matter what movie you put on.
Well, I just bought 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' on
and I've been meaning to see it for a while now.
Ugh, you never want to watch any movies that I want to watch. You are so selfish all the time.
You said you didn't care what we watched. That it was all the same to nevermind. We can watch 'The Notebook' again if you want.
No, because now I know that you don't really want to see it, so you ruined it. Let's just watch your stupid movie.
The guy puts on the movie. About 2 minutes after the movie has started the girl rises up from the couch and leaves the room.
What are you doing? The movie has already started, this is one of the best scenes in the movie.
Oh, I thought there would be some trailers. I just wanted to make some popcorn, I'll be right back.
Do you want me to pause it?
No, that's alright. I think I can miss a minute or two.
Ten minutes later the girl comes back.
So who's that guy?
That is Clint Eastwood, he is the good guy.
And then who is that?.
That is Lee Van Cleef, he is the bad guy.
I see. Is that guy there important?
That is Clint Eastwood again.
Oh. What about that guy?
That is Eli Wallach, he is the ugly guy.
That is not a nice thing to say, why would you call him that?
It's not my opinion, it's the title of the movie 'The good, the bad and the ugly'
Ahh, okay. What did he just say right now?
He said: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
What did he say when I asked "What did he just say right now?"?
You got to be kidding me.
I am, no reason to get mad at me.
The guy sighs and continues watching the movie. The girl picks up a magazine and starts to flip through it.
Clint Eastwood reminds me of Men In Black, who reminds me of Will Smith, who starred in Hancock. Hancock is so good. Have you ever seen Hancock?
Oh my god. Men In Black stars Tommy Lee Jones, and yes, I have seen Hancock, and it sucked, and right now I'm watching this movie, OK?.
Geez, someone got the wrong foot out of the bed this morning. By the way, my feet are so cold, would you mind rubbing them?
The guy reluctantly puts her feet in his lap and starts rubbing them.
This movie is boring, want to make out instead?
! wait, what?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.