Just when you thought it was safe to flush that pet snake down thetoilet and tell your kid that it moved to a snake farm in Connecticut,the newest US Geological Survey has issued a warning that giant aliensnakes may secure a foothold in North America. Yes, those are the exactwords used by the US Geological Survey. "Giant, Alien Snakes."Apparently, the invasion will begin in the climate in Florida. Perfectplan for the snake attack. Pick off our older citizens who are weaker.With any luck, the elderly will rally like Hume Cronyn and JessicaTandy did against those bullies in the 1987 classic, "Batteries NotIncluded." Be warned, America. The geologists have spoken!
Hey, who put this 20 foot python in my backyard?