Jogger: I was just jogging in the park, and her body was just laying there behind the bushes.
Eliot: Do you like talking to little girls you sick son of a bitch?!
Olivia: Eliot! That's enough!
Captain Cragen: Eliot, in my office NOW.
Eliot: Screw this.
Captain Cragen: You're suspended till further notice. I want your gun and your badge.
Eliot bangs his locker, stares at himself in the mirror.
Olivia: Listen Eliot I know you and your wife-
Eliot: Stay out of this Olivia. I'm fine with having at least 2 to 3 more seasons of underlying sexual tension with you.
Receptionist: Hey you can't go in there!
Munch: We JUST DID.
Hooker: Hey sugar you lookin for a good time?
Fin: I'm not, but my badge sure is. Put your panties back on, we're goin for a ride.
Bob Saget: How did you know that I raped her?
Olivia: Duh it's always the celebrity guest.