-Pikachu: h..hello… its dark… so dark I can't see anything.

-Charmander: Who's there I can't see.


-Pikachu: my name is greg I was trying to take a shit and some crazy half white half Asian   boy tossed ball at me.


-(Splash) (Splash)


-Charmander: MAGICARP WILL YOU STOP FUCKING SPLASHING ME!


-Magicarp: My name is Tim, ok Tim. And that's all I can do, splash here splash there, you don't get it man you just don't fucking get it. You breathe fucking fire, squritle shoots water, do you know bad ass that is? but me? I just fucking slap my tail. I haven't even had sex in month's man. Fuck man.


-Charmander: MAGICARP SHUT THE FUCK YOU EVERY ONE KNOWS YOUR POINTLESS


-Pikachu: Wow this place sucks….


(Pause)


(gunshot)


Squirtle:  I think part of magicarp is in my hair