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Senior year, my girlfriend and I broke my bed while making love (j/k- while boning). My roommate's dog was under the bed. He wasn't injured, but then again, he wasn't quite the same there after. Sorry Duke.

I once bought my (ex)girlfriend flowers for no reason. Immediately after I gave them to her my roommate came home and we started talking about what he was doing for his girlfriend for thier anniversary. With the flowers still in her hand she turned to me and said "Why don't you ever do things like that for me?"

I was a 19 year old college freshman dating another 19 year old college freshman. We stopped in at a Dunkin' Donuts that he frequented. Upon walking up to the counter, the cashier said, "Oh hi, Chris! Is this your mom?"

My significant other of a year and a half cried hysterically for an hour and swore to never talk to me again because I jokingly said I was more attractive then her.

A while back me and my GF were having sex. I put on my iPod for some mood music, but instead of putting on a playlist I just hit shuffle. Twenty minutes into our love making session, the music ended and a podcast I had downloaded of PTI (Pardon the Interruption) from ESPN came on. Neither of us wanted to stop to change it, so we finished to the soothing voices of Tony Kornheiser and Mike Wilbon. I no longer listen to PTI.

I was sitting on a park bench with a boy who was a few years younger than me and had liked me for a while. I thought he was a pretty sweet guy so I was happy spending time with him. He put his arm around me and leaned in to kiss me. I have never had a worse kiss. I could feel the saliva dripping down my chin. I opened my eyes briefly just to see what the hell he was doing, and he had his mouth wide open and his tongue was right out, wiggling around. When I broke the kiss, he smiled at me and hugged me. I was scared to wipe my mouth in case I upset him, even though it felt as if I'd just had my face licked by a slobbery dog.

I made my last boyfriend wait a while before we had sex. After we finally did it for the first time, he reaches across me, grabs his cell, and texts his buddy "10 points for Gryffindor!"

When I was in 7th grade I "dated" (by 7th grade standards) a girl named Tina. For Valentine's Day, I had spent about $20 of allowance money to buy her a necklace from the mall. At lunch, I walked over to her table to give it to her. When I did, she gave me a note she wrote two weeks before telling me she wanted to break up with me. To her credit, she didn't accept the necklace. So I went back to sit at my table with my friend Kevin. When I explained to him what happened, he asked if I still wanted the necklace, because he hadn't gotten anything for his girlfriend Amber. I gave it to him, and he brought it over to her. Unfortunately, Amber and Tina were good friends, and Amber knew immediately that it was a re-gift as she had been sitting there when I gave it to Tina. She promptly broke up with Kevin. We then threw the necklace away.

I met this chic at the bar 3 weeks ago and we have had sex a couple times since then, not really any serious dates or anything. Last weekend we were starting to fool around and I said, "I love how wet you get." She replied, "I love you too."
-Timothy from University of New Brunswick

I just got back from fall break and I was seeing my girlfriend for the first time in about a week tonight (October 18th). Her home is in a different state so we had texted a little over break but not had a ton of contact. Tonight when we got back to campus and met up, she greeted me with a story of how her ex-boyfriend had called her up and asked her to help him out with a project. Apparently he had "forgotten" to tell her that he needed her to nude model. She decided this was okay and went for it. In summation my girlfriend went to hang out with an ex-boyfriend, let him take nude photos of her, then went and partied that night, yet could not find it in herself to let me know before hand. I still don't know what to do.

This Week's, "Sooooo fake…" Award goes to:

I was with my girlfriend one night about to do it, but I found out I didn't have any condoms. She proceeded to take her gum out of her mouth and put it on. It worked, the only problem was getting the gum out of my pubic hair after…ouch
-Patrick, UWindso