Happy Halloween everyone!  A Snickers bar for you, a Twix for you, and for you, Sophie Monk as a slutty ladybug.  I always did like you best. (Hollywood Tuna)

Let's trick some treats!

The new Avatar trailer was released this week, and whaddya know, this movie actually has a plot!  And Giovanni Ribisi's in it!  My chances of seeing this movie literally just tripled. (WWTDD)

Taylor Swift attended Katy Perry's paint party this week and got acquainted with one of LA's most inspired Hitler youths.  Good taste, Taylor.  After the party she met up with Osama Bin Laden to discuss their mutual admiration for Mussolini. (WWTDD)

So I have some good news and I have some bad news.  The good news is there was a killer nip slip this week.  The bad news is the nip's attached to Amy Winehouse's new implants.  Enjoy!/? (Hollywood Tuna)

This week saw the release of a book called Heidilicious, featuring Heidi Klum in a variety of poses and substances.  Most notably, naked and covered in chocolate.  Not as noteable: fully-dressed and covered in mayonnaise. (Egotastic)

Have you guys seen these candid pictures of Petra Nemcova topless before?  They seem to be old news, but yeesh, how did I miss them? Was there a week where I was in a coma or something?  Why didn't you TELL ME!? (Celebslam)

This week, The Enquirer broke a story about Josh Duhamel cheating on Fergie with a stripper.  This stripper to be precise.  Well, at least we know he has a taste.  And that taste is gross. (Celebslam)

This week, police responded to a 911 call at 2:30 AM concerning a frantic woman screaming about gunshots fired outside her window. That woman?  Brittany Murphy.  Those gunshots?  An old generator.  My insane-dar is going nuts right now. (IDLYITW)

Speaking of nuts, did you know Angelina Jolie slept with her mom's boyfriend when she was 16 years old?  Or so some writer claims.  Man.  That guy must have gotten so many high fives. (IDLYITW)

There's one more notch on the ol' John Mayer belt this week, and that notch's name is Rashida Jones.   Although at this point, it's more a strip of shredded leather than a belt.  One more notch on the ol' strip of shredded leather. (Celebslam)

Everyone and their mom* had hot bikini photoshoots this week, which is weird, considering it's almost winter.  Regardless, here's Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and someone else pretending like it's not. (Egotastic, Hollywood Tuna)

*moms not pictured

This week at a charity auction, Charlize Theron sold a 20 second kiss to a woman for $140,000.  Sorry, charity.  You're in the prostitution business now. (WWTDD)

Ashlee Simpson got fired from the new Melrose Place this week following the resolution of her character's plotline.  Don't worry, Ashlee.  The remaining characters' plotlines will be resolved when CW cancels the show. (IDLYITW)

Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister Noah had her picture taken at some kid's event this week, and is it too early to name Miley the winner of the gene pool contest, or just too mean?  Just too mean?  Alright fine.  But I'm just saying. (IDLYITW)

Malin Akerman tricked us with an almost treat this week while getting out of a car.   Come on Malin, that's not how you do an upskirt!  Have you learned nothing from the last 6 months?! (WWTDD)

Cleave of the week this week goes to Salma Hayek, whose breasts live in constant fear of tumbling out of dresses to their floppy doom.  Their angst is our gain. (Celebslam)

And last but not least, this week's Still Got It.  The spitting monster in Mark Anthony's armpits was really working overtime this week, but alas he was trumped by our very own Still Got It Queen, Lindsay Lohan.  Congrats Lindsay.  This might be your worst yet!  (Celebslam)