To the tune of the Star-Spangled Banner


O dude can you see, where's my girl from last night?
What so loudly we wailed, at the budlight's last streaming
My fan girl my sweet tart, was just so goddamn tight
O'er the farts that we launched, were so gallantly stinking
And the drunken hazed glare, the blunts burning in air
Gave proof through the night that the fun was still there
O say does that stud-spangled banner yet wave
O keg stand you're for me, and keystone I'm your slave