Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Mega Man Bosses Have Had Enough
November 9, 2009
Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.
You aren't developing feelings are you? I don't have time for any Pinocchio sh*t.
No, no! It's just we think you're going about this "destroy Mega Man" thing the wrong way.
Well, seeing as Mega Man can absord powers, maybe you should make us all the same type so he can't exploit our weaknesses.
Each of you is a
manifestation of my evil genius.
You don't see anything wrong with making a "Cutsman" and a guy with rock powers?
Have you ever played "Rock, Paper, Scissors?" It's like that, except with Mega Man using rock powers to kill me.
Nonsense. Our troubles are over once I reveal my latest creation, Peanut Man!
Peanut Allergy Man:
You can't be serious.
No good? OK. How about, "Open Socket Man?"
Guy Holding a Wet Knife Man:
Bad. Very, very bad.
You're not even trying anymore.
Fine! My next robot will have giant scissors on his head, just like you.
See? Now you're starting to-
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.