A Bucket's Bucket List
- Get bought by someone.
- Get filled with water and placed on top of a partially opened door so that when the next person opens it the water will spill all over their new haircut.
- Mold wet sand into a sandcastle.
- Have the Kings of Leon name a song after me.
- Get thrown up into by the hot girl who drank too much at the party.
- Serve as a makeshift drum for a down and out street performer.
- Get stacked inside another bucket to create more free space.
- Hold the fish used to feed the dolphins at the aquarium.
- Meet the bucket featured in one of the drills shown in the commercial for "Tom Emanski's Instructional Baseball Videos" (endorsed by Fred McGriff).
- Read the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl.
- Meet James Caan.
- Get made into a "bucket bass".
- Complete one of those crazy eating challenges on that show "Man Vs. Food".
- Spend a week in Prague.
- Sit front row at a Buckethead concert.
- Be a contestant on MTV's "Say What? Karaoke".
- Know what true love feels like.
- Inspire a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman in the twilight of their careers.
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