Get the most out of your blades in 3 easy steps!

Step 1!
As strange as it seems, the first step is removing your rollerblades.  Wacky, I know, but trust me!


Step 2!
Hide your awesome blades somewhere you don't think anyone will find them.

Step 3!
If someone does stumble upon them, Deny, Deny, Deny!


Step 4! (Optional)
Buy a skateboard!

Illustrated by Josh Cairney