The Ordinary Edition.
Howie MandelHowie Mandel's soulpatch makes him look like he tried to grow a Hitler-stache but missed by a few inches.
Things Considered "A Waste of Time" By Luke Skywalker's Uncle1. Protecting the galaxy
2. Picking up power converters
AnonymousAll Alcoholics are Anonymous. After that many drinks, I can't remember my name either.
GrammarDrink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson. A progression.
HamburglarShouldn't the Hamburglar be called the Hamburger Burglar?
Friends' MomsI'm gonna watch '70s porn until I find a movie with one of my friends' moms in it.
AgoraphobicMy friend's an agoraphobic rapper. He has a crippling fear of leaving the hizzy.