1. This is absolutely horrible. How does it feel to win zero dollars on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? The worst part is that she's surprised that sh'es wrong.
  2. I really, really, really hope Jerry Springer is staged. Because if I were this guy, I'd definitely kill myself. After killing all those other people that ruined his life. And everyone in the audience who chanted "Jerry! Jerry!"
  3. So people can love their pets too much. A Goldfish Walker? Why don't you just get a dog?
  4. If my neighborhood had a gym like this I might actually go. God damnit why don't I live in The Netherlands.
  5. So Kobayashi isn't that great. Here you can see why. It's because he can't out-eat a bear.

Shout Out

To our friends at VH1's Web Junk 20 are conducting a big poll to determine the 40 Greatest Internet Superstars for a show airing April 6th.  I implore you to go cast your vote and watch the clips. 

Awesome Updates

Mike Karnell catches up with The Mighty Ducks.
Aaron would like to talk to you about Gwen Stefani.

Pic of the Day
I can't tell whose tongue that is, and that's awesome.