What if water fountains looked like this?

Psychological analysts have developed a new, innovative water fountain, as shown above, in order to remind drunk bastards, as well as the sober-minded, about the economic viability of such a unique creation.

Why not combine the functions of the toilet and the water fountain into one unifying purpose: To drink when you're sober, to puke when you're drunk, and to sh** when you're just in between?

Perhaps these new creations will soon be released for use very soon: imagine the aroma of fecal matter as you take a sip of pure unadulterated water.

Wouldn't it be the best drinking experience of your life?