(Gary is carrying a huge cardboard box when Stan walks up to him.)
Stan: Gary! Finally moving to the big city, eh?
Gary: Hey Stan! Thanks for helping me move into my new apartment,
Stan: Yeah, no worries! I brought a buddy with me, hope that's ok!
Gary: Yeah the more the better!
Stan: Great! There he is! Hey Kermit, get over here!
(Kermit the Frog walks over.)
Kermit: Kermit The Frog here!
Stan: Gary, this is Kermit. Kermit, this is Gary.
Kermit: It's nice to meet you.
Gary: Uh yeah. Here, Kermit take this box upstairs.
Kermit: Okey Dokey! This is going to be great! Yayyyyyy!
(Kermit takes box and walks inside building.)
Gary: Uh, Stan. What's up with the guy?
Stan: What do you mean?
Gary: Your friend, Kermit. He's a frog.
Stan: Dude, don't go there!
Gary: I'm just saying, he's made of felt.
Stan: What is your problem?!
Gary: What do you mean, what's my problem? I'm not the one made of cloth!
Stan: That cloth guy is helping you move!
Gary: And I'm thankful! I'm just pointing things out, he has no eyelids!
Stan: Whatever. (Grabs another box.) Let's just get this done. (Walks inside Building.)
Gary: What?! C'mon Dude! Jesus! (Grabs a box.)
(Miss Piggy walks by.)
Miss Piggy: Why hello! I was wondering if you've seen my Kermie!
Miss Piggy: My hubby told me he was going to be here.
Gary: Uh I dunno.
Miss Piggy: Listen up boney! If you see a frog come by you tell him, to call Piggy! (Walks down the
Gary: This place is SO weird. (Gonzo and Fonzie walk down the street talking to one another.) What the hell is going on with all these puppets?
Kermit: I heard what you said.
Gary: Jesus! Kermit! I was just
Kermit: I heard what you called me.
Gary: What? A puppet? That's what you are!
Kermit: No! You don't use that word! You want to call me something you call me a Muppet! It's people like you that keep Muppets down! Henson dammit!
Kermit: You know what? No! I don't care! I MC at a theater! I'm a big deal!
Gary: I'm I'm just going up to my place. (Grabs a box and leaves.)
Stan: Hey Kermit I'm sorry about Gary, I didn't know he was like that.
Kermit: Don't worry about it. At least he's not from Sesame Street. Those F%$^(&s can rot there.