Tips on straight dating Pee-Wee Herman and the Undertaker

Take THE UNDERTAKER To Chuck E Cheese

Take The Undertaker to Chuck E Cheese. He loves children, ball-pits & videogames. The carnival atmosphere at Chuck E Cheese will set the mood for a light-hearted conversation. He'll most likely want to pick up the check seeing that he's currently the WWE Smackdown Champion but don't let him. This is your date; you've asked him out, not the other way around.

Do tell him how well he did against Kamala in his first Casket Match. Also, give him the good seat so he can people watch.

Don't bring up Paul Bearer. Although they're on good terms, that relationship comes with a lot of baggage.

Chuck E's Website

Take PEE-WEE HERMAN to Pepe's Pizzeria

Take Pee-Wee to Frank Pepe's Pizzeria in New Haven, Connecticut. Harnessing the flavor produced by coal fire ovens, Pepe's continues a tradition that began in the 1920's. A large will feed a family and if you stick to the original cheese pizza, you can't go wrong. Pee-Wee has a small appetite but a big heart… so invite his friends and you'll score serious bonus points. A large cheese pizza between you, Pee-Wee, Amazing Larry, Chuck and Mr. Crowtray keeps you under the $20 mark.

Do inquire about the Pee-Wee's Playhouse movie. Also, give him a pop quiz on other movies that Mark Holton (the actor who played Francis Buxton) was in. Answer: Teen Wolf, Gacy and Little Giants. Make sure he doesn't use his PDA to IMDB the answers.

Don't Let P.W. Herman fuck with the pizza. He has a nasty habit of covering entire meals in dry cereal. The pizza is great as-is. Be stern and let him know that if he wants to play with his food, he'll be riding his bike home… alone.

Pepe's Website