April 2001: Claims to have literally "finished surfing the web"
April 2001- August 2004: Solitare and the occasional email to her sister in California
August 30th 2004: You buy her a Mac
August 31st 2004: You return the Mac
2005-2009: More solitare, more emails to her sister
Decemeber 3rd 2009: Discovers Facebook
December 4th 2009: Social Networking Armageddon