Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Storm Trooper Visits a Therapist
December 14, 2009
and then it happened! Just like that!
Very interesting. Tell me, how does all of this make you feel?
Pathetic! I was assigned a simple duty, and I couldn't even do it!
You mentioned something about being "controlled" during the incident. Can you explain that again?
It felt like I was being taken over by a supernatural force. I wanted to stop, but I couldn't!
The therapist writes something down in his notebook.
And in what ways is this affecting you?
I can't get any sleep at night anymore. Every time I close my eyes, all I see is that terrible old man!
The therapist writes some more.
I can't even take suggestions or recommendations from people anymore without thinking they're trying to take control of my mind!
The therapist makes some final notes.
Hm. It seems like it is your involuntary guilt that it is tearing up your conscience. Your situation does deal with some fairly heavy mental instability.
The storm trooper puts on a face of futility, but it is hidden by his emotionless helmet.
Luckily, we can cure this with some psychoanalysis and
Now, the first step of the treatment is to admit to your problem. Why don't you go ahead and do so?
There is a short and dramatic silence.
the droids I was looking for.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.