Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Longer You Follow Your New Years Resolutions
January 6, 2010
Chances you never actually made a resolution
Time spent working out
Likelihood you're lying to yourself and your friends
Difficulty of resolution
Quality of Life
Secret chili recipes created
Likelihood your resolution involved eating nachos and playing Madden '98, you fat f*ck
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.