It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Have a fully functional third ear on the top of your head or a fully functional third nostril in between the already existing two? From Katie
  • Never read a book for the rest of your life or have to read 1 a month or you die?
  • Poop a softball or piss a marble? From Dan
  • Have your boss be Michael Scott from "The Office" or Bob Kelso from "Scrubs"?
  • Wake up after a drunken night with "white trash" tattooed on the back of your neck or "douche bag"? From Cassie
  • Never listen to another song in your entire life or never watch another tv show?
  • Throw up twice a day for the rest of your life, or always have diarrhea?
  • Marry a pretty girl and know she's sleeping with all your friends or marry an ugly girl and know she's faithful? From  Caleb
  • (For the ladies) Be felt up by someone with 7 fingers on each hand or 7 fingers total? From Rachel
  • Have sex with Rosie O'Donell alone or Jessica Alba with your parents watching? From Sam
  • Get a handjob from Jessica Alba or a blowjob from Minnie Driver?
  • Find an onion ring in your fries or a fry in your onion rings? From Mike
  • Have an incurable lisp or an incurable nervous tick?
  • Have Jagged irritating boogers that you can't pick for the rest of your life or a nonstop flow of snot forever. From Alex
  • Be five hundred pounds overweight or dead?
  • Farting or burping be socially acceptable to do in public?
And the winner of the Didn't Get It Award goes to Tom, who sent in this.

  • Would you have sex with your grandma for a million dollars?

Way to go, Tom!

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