Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
February 9, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have a fully functional third ear on the top of your head or a fully functional third nostril in between the already existing two?
Never read a book for the rest of your life or have to read 1 a month or you die?
Poop a softball or piss a marble?
Have your boss be Michael Scott from "The Office" or Bob Kelso from "Scrubs"?
Wake up after a drunken night with "white trash" tattooed on the back of your neck or "douche bag"?
Never listen to another song in your entire life or never watch another tv show?
Throw up twice a day for the rest of your life, or always have diarrhea?
Marry a pretty girl and know she's sleeping with all your friends or marry an ugly girl and know she's faithful?
(For the ladies)
Be felt up by someone with 7 fingers on each hand or 7 fingers total?
Have sex with Rosie O'Donell alone or Jessica Alba with your parents watching?
Get a handjob from Jessica Alba or a blowjob from Minnie Driver?
Find an onion ring in your fries or a fry in your onion rings?
Have an incurable lisp or an incurable nervous tick?
Have Jagged irritating boogers that you can't pick for the rest of your life or a nonstop flow of snot forever.
Be five hundred pounds overweight or dead?
Farting or burping be socially acceptable to do in public?
And the winner of the
Didn't Get It Award
goes to Tom, who sent in this.
Would you have sex with your grandma for a million dollars?
Way to go, Tom!
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