As college students you should be considerably aware of promiscuous people when you're out and about.  Women, watch out for pretty much every single male at school. Even that D&D kid with that annoying lisp on your dorm floor. Men, make sure she isn't a cum dumpster.  If you do end up sleeping with one of them though without that thin coat of armor, there's a pretty good chance you just got an STD.  So what if you avoid the promiscuous people, and feel as if you're safe? You don't need a condom, right?  Well, even if you think they're clean. Watch out, regardless you may get the most expensive and longest lasting STD there is.

Succint definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD):a communicable infection transmitted by sexual intercourse or genital contact.




Thats common knowledge, well hopefully.

Anywho lets dwell deeper.

Define Disease: an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

Diseases are usually rejected by the body and theres a constant battle occuring inside lead by lymphocytes, macrophages, t cells, blah blah blah.  Well, when the man releases his troops into battle the woman's fun box lays waste to many countless souls-to-be.  Some cells actually decapitate the long-tailed fellas.  Below is what I envision the scene like:


Now, some diseases are caused by viruses. 

Virus: ultramicroscopic infectious agent that replicates itself only within cells of living hosts.

We know if you do the deed and let the white people invade new lands, you might have a little problem…uh, blessing in 9 months.  Well, let me tell you, your strongest storm trooper invaded that delicate little egg and started replicating the sh*t out of it. Kind of like, oh you know, a virus.

Here you can see the epidemic in relation to common U.S. STD's

DiseaseCases/ Year


(Oh and Mississippi, you ranked 1st  in Chlamydia and Gonorrhea per 100,000 people.  Tell your cousins, brothers, and sisters to get themselves checked.)

As you can see babies are the number one STD every year on average in the United States, and it is to be noted that  CollegeHumor is infested with them.