Sonic the Hedgehog rolls in after a long day of battling Robotnik. He takes a beer out of the fridge and sits on the couch.

Tails: Hey Sonic how was your day?

Sonic: Oh it was good. You know the usual. Did some special zones, lost some gold rings, got em back. Same ole same ole. Hey could you be a dear and get papa another beer?

Tails: Um..sure. Oh by the way I just wanted to let you know that I went ahead and washed your shirt from the other day when you were out "working"  

Sonic: Oh yeah…thanks..I had forgotten about that..

Tails: Yeah you see it was kind of funny because I found a little bunny in your shirt and I was just wondering what that was about?

Sonic: Oh..Um..well Eggman, he uh made this new machine and its powered by little animals so that one must have just gotten in my shirt after I freed them..

Tails: Really?…so it has nothing to do with..HIM?

Sonic: Aww c'mon Tails I told you it was over with Knuckles. You're the only one I want to spend my Chaos Emeralds with…honest.

Well thats reassuring. I just wanted to check..I just spend all day here and I just miss you some days and wonder what you're doing but i guess I have nothing to worry about. I mean he can't even fly so I dont even know what you saw in him in the first place.

Sonic: Actually he can glide…

Tails: What…excuse me? What did you just say?

Sonic: Its nothing…Its just you said he can't fly but you're wrong he can glide, which is basically like flying. Once he climbs up on something he can jump off of it and glide.

Tails: Oh I see…

Sonic: You know you're right I'm sorry i shouldn't have corrected you…lets just change the subject….So did you hear about Shadow?

Tails: I knew it Sonic t. Hedgehog! You've been going behind my back to spend time with HIM in the Sky Sanctuary Zone 1 haven't you! Tell me the truth!

Sonic: not like that..I mean I have..but its not what you think! He was just there and he helped me defeat Mecha Sonic and then you know it had been a while since we had seen each other and we got to talking and…

Tails: And…?

Look I just think that it would be a good idea if we just took a break you know. I..I..think it would be better for the both of us if I just moved to Angel Island with Knuckles for a little bit. But dont worry I called a mutual friend and he's going to stay with you..I'll call you in a couple of weeks to get my rings and stuff…

Sonic opens the door to leave and Slippy the Toad from Star Fox enters

Well hey there new roomate! Do a barrell Roll! Remember me, Slippy? Boy have I been in some sticky situations kind of like this before! But don't worry we're going to be the best of friends you'll see! And soon enough you'll for get all about him! Now what is the first thing you want to do my new best friend?

Kill me now please.