BIG NEWS!

This morning I was watching myself do sit-ups in the mirror (shirtless, obviously) and realized that there are a few more things I thought of that I'm better at than you are! Want to know what they are? Well then stop being a bitch and check this noise out, son!

1) Incorporating movie quotes into everyday conversation
Real life conversation between you and your co-worker:

Co-worker: Hey, what's up Rory? You got a busy day?
You: Oh, hey Peter. What's happening? 
Co-worker: Um,