Hey so I was bored one day at work…not going to say where that is. Anyway I have been helping a lot of people with their computers fixing viruses and installing new hardware. When I realized how dumb some people are and how much they just don't get technology. Some of them you might find funny others not, I came up with them pretty quick but here they are.

Yo Momma’s SO out of touch!

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tried to connect to the internet with her radio because it was wireless.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch that at the store she asks if a computer comes with Google.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tried to text you using her home phone.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tried to cut and paste paper on to Microsoft Word.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks she under arrest when the computer says “illegal function”

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she phones you after texting you.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she Googles Google.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she calls it BookFace.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she address bar is where she puts people’s emails.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she calls an iPod touch my pod touch

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks the idea of GTA is to obey the rules.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks Halo is a Christmas game.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she can’t figure out why when she presses the “Start” button on the monitor nothing happens.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tries to play cassettes on her iPod.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she changes her email address when she moves.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she still uses dial-up

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks porn is illegal.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks youtube is U shaped tube.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks her Fridge is better than Flicker

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she leaves the remote control on top of the T.V.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tries to buy postage stamps for email.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks a MAC Book is a book about Macintosh Apples.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she lit a CD on fire.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she buys full screen DVDs.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks that double clicking is pressing both mouse buttons down at the same time.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks that the iPAD is a feminine product.

 

Your Dad’s so out of touch he still pays for porn.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she just bought a Nintendo GameCube.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she doesn’t type an ! she types shift then 1 button.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks hot keys are something that happens to your keyboard when you type too fast.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks she’ll break her computer if she types too fast.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she tries to use floppy disks.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks bad people go on the internet at night.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she only uses her cell phone when its plugged in.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks Tron is real.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she keeps her cat away from the computer so it won’t attack the mouse.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she has a Zune.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she calls any computer or consol game Mario.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she calls any consol Nintendo.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she buys a new printer when hers runs out of ink.

 

Your momma’s so out of touch she thinks she’s ordering from the Amazon.