Dear Ke$ha,

2 questions.

1: When was the last time you visited a dentist? If you are brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, I can almost confirm that you have poor dental hygiene.

2: When you do brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack, how do you do it? I was wondering if you carefully poured some Jack onto your toothbrush or simply dipped your toothbrush into the bottle. Neither are recommended, but the first is much more sanitary. Also, if you intend to leave for the night without coming back, you may want to take your toothbrush. Chances are at whomever’s house you decideto spend the night will not have an newly sealed toothbrush for you to use in the morning. So grab your toothbrush and a bottle of Travel Jack.

Best Regards,


P.S. I still think you should see a dentist, though. My dentist, Dr. Littman, is very good, I recommend him.