Hi CollegeHumor, and all you CH fans out there! This is my first ever article and I'm pumped and exited to be writing for such a famous and exhaulted website such as this.

My name's Liam, and I'm from Sydney, Australia, studying Animation.

Ok, now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get physical. physical. I mean to business. Get to business.

So, this time last year right, me, and the rest of the first year animators elected this guy to be our student rep (kinda like a class president here). I won't give his name, so we'll just call him A. Charlton. No, no, wait Aaron. C. That's much better. Anyway, Aaron was elected by a vast majority, namely everyone, since noone else wanted the job. So after our class we went to the nearest bar for a few drinks thinking the day was done.

Needless to say, we got pretty damn wasted. THEN Aaron gets called back to college, to give a speech to the student council. So, we went back. It turns out that not only the student council was there, but also all the animators from 1st to 3rd year as well. It's no suprise to anybody that he made an ass of him self, trying no to 'act drunk', and sending us into fits of laughter out in the hallway.

So… next week we'll be electing a new student rep. I'm up for nomination, and my first act as class president will be to pass a bill saying that:

 "the students of the JMC Academy, must, at anytime be allowed by all staff members, to go to one of the 7 bars that surround the campus. If not, the staff member in question will be fined, and will be labelled a "fag". Failure to comply with these demands will result in dumping of manure in your nice mercedes benz, or in the case of the 'oh so hot' music lecturer, then you will be pillaged and sodomized in the vaginal area."

Wait…. waiiit…. too much? sorry.

Anyway, yeah. It's time for a new Student Rep. IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE! IT'S TIME FOR no-one to vote for me, despite my insane popularity and my general lack of interest in 'studying', i do not want the responsibility. It means I will have to hang back at the end of class for like 5 minutes and i could be using that time in more engaging activities, like failng at picking up girls at the bar.

OH, BTW!!!

It's the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras parade tomorrow night here in Sydney, and I will be doing a full coverage of the event and even throw up some pictures. maybe some video. because there's nothing I like more than naked men and women with erect extremities. NOT!!!


So, that's pretty much it. I hope you liked the first article in what will be a long, long, LOOONG line of articles to come, and stay tuned for my coverage of a gay parade. should be exiting and up in a few days…

Anyway, that's it from me for now, so untill next time; stay fun, stay alive, stay drunk and satay chicken.

Cheers,
Tayls