Dear Black People:
Rosa Parks, the Tuskegee Airmen, Jackie Robinson, Martin Luther King Jr., and the guy who invented the peanut were all really awesome. And Jesus was black. We're really sorry for slavery and stupid racist assholes, and George Bush.
Happy Black History Month!
                                                                                                Sincerely,
                                                                                    Most White People

P.S. Kwanzaa is cool?
P.P.S. We're so, so, SO sorry for Ronald Reagan.