Today, I was assigned a fairy sidekick. Sherlock Holmes had Watson. Batman had Robin. And I get a f*cking fairy. "Listen!" "Listen!" SHUT THE F*CK UP. FML

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On 11/23/1998 at 8:24am – sidekicks – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I thought I'd do some light gardening. Did you know that "bomb flowers" are a thing? Cuz I didn't. FML

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On 11/24/1998 at 4:24pm – gardening – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I saw a girl I had a huge crush on when I was a kid. She thinks she's a man now. FML

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On 11/24/2005 at 5:35pm – love – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I accepted a dinner invitation from a goron to be polite. They only eat rocks. FML

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On 11/25/2005 at 06:34pm – friends – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I made a joke about makin' it rain after playing the "Song of Storms." No one laughed and Malon called me a fag. FML

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On 11/25/2005 at 9:13pm – jokes – by Link – Hyrule

Today, my gender-confused soulmate was kidnapped by a demon manpig. Contemplating sleeping for seven more years. FML

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On 11/26/2005 at 5:14pm – love – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I defeated Ganon and saved the princess. Time for Zelda to reward me, right? She turned me back into a kid. FML

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On 11/23/1998 at 8:24am – friends – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I began another quest. It's all timed and I'm constantly reliving the same days over and over again. My new adventure is a ripoff of the movie "Groundhog Day." FML

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On 10/26/2000 at 9:20am – majora's mask – by Link – Hyrule