PC: Baby, I would follow you to the ends of the earth.
Mac: Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?
PC: Girl, I only want your posts on my dashboard.
Mac: You have the hottest layout I’ve ever seen.
PC: I’d love to get you embed.
Mac: What do you say you and I make a custom theme?
PC: Your beauty has pwned my heart.
Mac: Ugh, there you go. Typical PC, getting all sentimental. Why’d you have to ruin it all? We got off to such a good start.
Mac: Fine, I’ll play along. Calm down.
Mac: Uhh, I’ll give you a laptop dance?
Mac: Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT! Ha.
Mac: FUUUUUUUUUCK. So THIS is why we're supposed to mate with our own kind.