PC: Baby, I would follow you to the ends of the earth. 

Mac: Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?

PC:  Girl, I only want your posts on my dashboard.

Mac:  You have the hottest layout I’ve ever seen.

PC:   I’d love to get you embed.

Mac:  What do you say you and I make a custom theme?

PC: Your beauty has pwned my heart.

Mac: Ugh, there you go. Typical PC, getting all sentimental. Why’d you have to ruin it all? We got off to such a good start.

PC: Error.

Mac: Fine, I’ll play along. Calm down.

PC: Error.

Mac: Uhh, I’ll give you a laptop dance?

PC: Error.

Mac: Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT! Ha.

PC: Explodes

Mac: FUUUUUUUUUCK. So THIS is why we're supposed to mate with our own kind.