A fat plumber does shrooms and gets blueballs from a princess.
Woodland critters with ethically indicative names fly x-wings.
See Mario. Substitute plumber with elf and princess with ninja princess.
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
The best parts of all nintendo games thrown together to keep you from going to class.
Better used as a coaster if you don't have the cheat codes.
This is how we'd all play football if we had steroids and no rules.
Same as Smash Bros., but shorter and less fun.
TWEAK FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Do things even real skaters can't do, and shove it in their faces.
Mario rip-off with notes instead of coins and a pain in the ass bird.