Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Chinese New Year Resolutions
February 11, 2007
A new year is upon us, and it's time for resolutions. Here are some ways to improve yourself in this year of the boar:
Befriend a dragon
Buy some fireworks
Watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again; learn to fly
Use the fireworks to scare away the man-eating nian beast
Eat more rice
Build a giant wall to keep out the Mongolians
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.