One day while the Milk Man was in the bakery, he got mysteriously knocked out and mysteriously fell unconscious mysteriously.Finally coming to, he found himself sitting in the corner of what seemed to be a hotel room with his legs spread out and in his bare feet. He then notices a chicken pecking curiously on the ground around it, steadily inching closer and closer to the Milk Man. The Milk Man shouts in fear."No! No! Don't come near me! Don't tickle me!"As if on cue, the chicken started pecking furiously on his feet and tickling him."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Suddenly, the Milk Man became Time Cop. Now he devotes his prime to travelling time, fighting crime and occasionally rhyme.Also, his left leg became an octopus tentacle.One day while in the year of 1887, Time Cop is tracking down his most dangerous foes yet. A duo of lesbian siamese twins, adjoined at the vaginas that go by the names of Patricia and Penelope.