BAD ASS ANNOUNCER

Last time on “I Brush My Teeth DRAGON BALL Z Style”!: ADAM is about to face his toothbrush after finding out that his best friend, KRILLIN, choked and died on toothpaste!

 

INT. BATHROOM

Adam holding his toothbrush and screaming

 

BAD ASS ANNOUNCER (CONT)

Meanwhile, back on earth, BULMA is trying to decide which T.V. station to watch before she goes back to work at Petsmart!

 

INT. BEDROOM

BULMA

There are so many great T.V. shows on! I just don’t know which to choose!

 

BAD ASS ANNOUNCER (CONT)

(fill plot here) (blah blah blah) DRAGON BALL Z!!! FUCK YEA!! (Editor’s note: for god sakes Charlie, we remove the ‘fuck yea’ from every episode script. Stop adding it)

 

EXT. SKY

Lots of character flying around to hardcore rock music. Enter green dragon. Adam has lightning over his body. He looks angry. Bulma and Krillin high-five. VEGETA looks angry.

 

TEXT (EPISODE TITLE): Adam’s transformation looks like it can’t be stopped now (although you won’t see it happen until a couple episodes from now) (Editor’s note: shorter titles Charlie)

 

INT. BATHROOM

Adam holding his toothbrush and screaming

He looks over at the toothpaste while screaming

The toothpaste stares back

 

INT. BEDROOM

BULMA

The Discovery channel has some good T.V. shows. So does TNT. I also enjoy TBS. I love that Spanish guy. The one who hosts that new show called Lopez Tonight. I wonder who that Spanish man is? I think he’s Eric Estrada. I don't know. I think I’ll call YAMCHA.

 

INT. BATHROOM

Adam holding his toothbrush and screaming

He stares at the toothpaste

The toothpaste stares back

His hand moves a fraction of an inch

 

INT. YAMCHA’S HOUSE

Phone rings. Yamcha answers it.

YAMCHA

Hello?

 

BULMA

Hey Yamcha it’s me.

 

YAMCHA

Oh hey Bulma. What’s up?

 

BULMA

Does Eric Estrada host Lopez Tonight?

 

YAMCHA

What’s Lopez Tonght?

 

BULMA

Nevermind. I’ll call Vegeta.

 

YAMCHA

Alright. Bye.

 

INT. BATHROOM

Adam holding his toothbrush and screaming

He stares at the toothpaste

The toothpaste stares back

Adam’s mouth opens even wider and he screams even louder

 

INT. VEGETA’S HOUSE

Phone rings. Vegeta answers it.

 

VEGETA

Hello?

 

BULMA

Hey Vegeta. Do you watch TBS?

 

VEGETA

Argh! Yes…

 

BULMA

Does Eric Estrada host Lopez Tonight?

 

VEGETA

… What?

 

BULMA

Does Eric Estrada host Lopez Tonight?

 

VEGETA

 

BULMA

Hello?

 

BAD ASS ANNOUNCER

Next time on “I Brush My Teeth DRAGON BALL Z Style”! Adam and the toothpaste are seconds from confrontation! Meanwhile, Vegeta prepares to respond to Bulma! Also, Krillin visits a dentist in the underworld! DRAGON BALL Z! DRAGON BALL Z! There might be a dragon in the season finale!

 

EXT. SKY

Dragons and people and all kinds of shit flying around. Credits and hardcore rock music.