Andrew is picking up Ryan for work. They work in a department store.
Ryan: Hey man, thanks for picking me up.
Andrew: Yeah, no problem.
Ryan: I see you got a new GPS?
Andrew: Yeah, it's awesome, check it out.
Ultra-manly-sounding computer voice: Reverse and make a left here.
Andrew: Pretty sweet huh?
Ryan: Why did you choose the most manly sounding voice?
Andrew: I dunno it's just the default.
Ryan: Change it to the girl voice, it sounds better (starts to change the voice option.)
Andrew: No don't!
Ryan: Why the fuck not?
Andrew: Because .
Ryan: Because why?
Andrew: Because Julie thought it sounded too feminine.
Ryan: Isn't that the point?
Andrew: Yeah well.
Ryan: Don't tell me she got jealous?
(Andrew looks over at Ryan and pauses)
Ryan: Wow, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Andrew: It's really no big deal.
Ryan: Yeah, just the fact that you're dating a girl who has more balls in the relationship than you is no big deal.
Andrew: Hey fuck you, she just doesn't like me talking to other women.
Ryan: Other women!? It's a fucking computer for Christ sake! What are you gonna do? Fuck your exhaust pipe till it starts leaking brake fuel all over the place?
Andrew: You know what man, I don't even have to drive you. I could say "get the fuck out of my car" and you'd have to walk. Not just today, everyday.
Ryan: Dude, if you don't have the balls to talk with an electronic woman behind your girlfriends back, I doubt you have the balls to throw me out of your car.
(Andrew opens Ryan's door)
Andrew: Get out.
(Ryan stays where he is, smiling at Andrew because they both know that he isn't going to move)
Andrew: (Shuts the door) Fuck you.
Ryan: Hahaha. Take me to work.
Andrew: (Starts to drive) We're not talking on the way over.
Ryan: Thats okay, you can ask you guy here where the nearest drug store is so you can fill up on tampons.
Andrew: I said fuck you.
Ryan: And maybe a vibrator too.