Mario: You know a-what? We should introduce Toadette to Toad. They'd be a-perfect for each other. I mean, the names alone
Peach: Uh, I
don't think that would be a good idea.
Mario: A-why not? They could do all the things Toad-people do together
like stand around, give me information about how controls work, adopt the most dangerous highway ever
Peach: It's not that. It's
well, I don't think she's Toad's type.
Mario: A-what do you mean? I mean, I know Toad's testicles clearly haven't descended yet, but I don't think that should
Peach: No, it's not that
how to put this
Toad's put a lot of mileage in on Rainbow Road.
Mario: Well a-who hasn't? That track goes on forever and a-ever. Also, there's no oxygen there. I keep a-meaning to say we shouldn't race there anymore, but
Peach: The last time Toad and Kirby hung out, Kirby left in the shape of sperm. Toad sperm.
weird. He should a-probably see a doctor.
Peach: Ugh. Okay Toad really likes mushroom shaped things.
Mario: We a-live in the Mushroom a-Kingdom! Everyone loves mushrooms!
Peach: Christ. Uhhhh
Toad prefers the company of Slippy.
Mario: Ohhhh! I a-get it now!
because they're both Toads, right?
Remember when you were looking for me and he kept telling you I was in another castle?
Mario: Yeah, that a-was so gay.
Peach: Close enough.