In this world there are two people who smoke pot. Those who smoke pot
and stoners. In my many years observing the habits of these strange people I have come up some questions you can ask yourself to find if you smoke pot or are a stoner.
-Do you smoke pot to begin with?
-Do people comment on the peculiar smell of you and/or your possessions?
-Do you have friends who you hang out with for the sole purpose of smoking pot?
-Does one or more of you friends have dreadlocks?
-Did at one point in time YOU wanted dreadlocks?
-Do you currently have dreadlocks?
-Can you name more than four ways to smoke pot?
-Can you name different types of bongs?
-Have you ever named your bong?
-Can someone literally say a nonsense word to you, and you know he's talking about weed?
-Have you ever watched a washing machine?
-In the process of watching the washing machine, did you stand up and say"I totally get it!"?
-Do you find the texture of denim "exhilarating"?
-Do you have a hard time resisting the urge to take off your pants?
-Have you ever described a person as "crunchy", "cheesy", or anything else you would usually attribute to a Dorito?
-Have you ever made friends with an inanimate object?
-Have you ever made out with an inanimate object?
-Have you ever made love to and inanimate object?
-Is the aforementioned inanimate object still in your house?
-If so, do you still find it sexually attractive?
If you answered yes to a shockingly large amount of the questions above, you just may be a stoner.