(Almost a year after James Cameron's successful blockbuster, Avatar, was released, Avatar Jakesully throws a crazy party. And in walks Avatar Aang, from Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Avatar Aang: Oh, Hey Jake.
Avatar Jakesully: Its Jakesully, but whats up little man?! Its great to see you! Grab a beer!
AA: No, thanks.
AJ: Why not? You a wine cooler kinda guy? Haha, queer.
AA: Umm, I’m 12?
AJ: Oh. I thought you had some sort of hormonal thing. My bad. We’ve got some Capri Sun’s in the back. Have at it.
AJ: Babe! Whats going on!
N’tiri: Hey y’all! I see you motha fuckas!
AJ: That’s my blue babe! She’s great.
AA: Yeah. Awesome. I didn’t really plan on staying long. My ride is a flying bison, and he needs to get his rest.
AJ: Flying bison, eh? Where I’m from we have dragons fly us around. But whatever. No big deal.
AA: Yeah. We had dragons. But someone killed them all.
AJ: Killed them…all?
AA: Yeah. The bad guys where I’m from harness the power of the sun and obliterate anything in their path with giant fireballs. They killed the dragons.
AJ: Oh. Well, our bad guys on Pandora were an evil quadrillion dollar interplanetary corperation who hired mercenaries…
AA: That’s nice man. Look, I really wanted to just stop by and and say no hard feelings…
AJ: No hard feelings? About what?
AA: You know, your director taking the name of our wildly successful children’s show and throwing it on a Fern Gully Reboot and overcharging for 3-D tickets to make the movie look more successful than it actually was…
AJ: Hey man, Jim Cameron got nominated for several academy…
AA: Right but he lost best picture to his ex wife for Hurt Locker.
(N’tiri is in the background making out with Sergeant First Class William James, from Hurt Locker)
AA: But like I said, no hard feelings. I think our movie is going to do well. Good luck with any sequels. I already have 2 in preproduction that I need to start working on. And our director, M. Night Shyamalan, is a tad anal when it comes to punctuality.
AJ: Sequels? Two??
AA: I gotta fly. I’ll see ya.
AJ: Ahhh! I see you too buddy!
AA: Okay, not what I meant. But whatever.
(In a blur, Aang flies out of the party with his glider. Jakesully rushes to the window and looks out to see Aang secure himself into the flying bison’s harness.)
AJ: I’m looking forward to your movies irrelevant twist! Ha. Fag.
AA: Appa, tail! Yip Yip!
(The bison lifts his tail to reveal a 24 pack of Smirnoff Ice, and then swoops away through the night sky)
AA: (Shouting to Jakesully) There’s your irrelevant twist! Suck it, Avatard!
N'Tiri: Owned! (Goes back to making out with SFC James)