The other day, I was bored as usual with my sister. Don't get me wrong she's pretty popular. But I'm sure as hell not. What's a fat nerd with an afro got to do during the summer? He doesn't hang out with his girlfriend, because he doesn't have one. He doesn't play D&D with his nerd friends, they're away. So he chats with random strangers on webcam. Makes sense right? Going through stranger after stranger with a shimmer of hope that just one will be a decently attractive girl who just maybe wants to talk to you. If you're like me and you thought that some girl might give you the time of day, think again. Not even on webcam my nerd friends. Not even on webcam. For starters, the hot girls that you do actually see will disconnect pretty fast….or they're a figment of your imagination. And then, there's the inescapable sight of penis after penis after penis after FREAKING PENIS! And of course, the racists. Douche after douche who's either hanging with his college bros or hailing with his neo pals while shouting some ignorant obscenity. Fun right? Well if you're into that sort of thing, more power to you. But me? I think I'll call it quits and try something else. I hear there's a magic the gathering tournament coming up…