Paraplegic
: I got in a car accident five years ago, thats why I'm like this. 

Me: That's why you're like what? Stupid? God this is why paraplegics shouldn't be driving. You guys are all so stupid you get in accidents all the time.

Paraplegic: No, I don't think you understand.

Me: What? I don't understand how cool you think you are because you get the parking spaces with the blue guy with the fat ass. Is that what I don't understand?

Paraplegic: Um…

Me: Do you know why he has such a fat ass? Because he's lazy as hell like you, that's why. You get to park so close to the grocery store because your lazy ass doesn't want to walk.

Paraplegic: But I can't walk.

Me: (mocking) But I can't walk. You used to be able to walk, you said it yourself.

Paraplegic: Yeah, but then I became a paraplegic.

Me: Paraplegic? You keep using that word like it actually means something.

Paraplegic: It means I can't walk.

Me: But you are talking right now.

Paraplegic: I said walk, not talk.

Me: Whatever, same thing.

Paraplegic: Not at all actually.

Me: See you did it again!

Paraplegic: One again, I said walk, not talk.

Me: Whatever, same thing.

Paraplegic: You just said that.

Me: See you did it again!



See other ignorant hypothetical conversations, pretty handicap signs, and rainbows LIKE RIGHT HERE. Seriously, you want to go there. One of my friends went there and he said it was like "pretty alright, but he isn't sure if he would go here again, but he said you should always try everything once you know?"