Wake up at 10.
Pee.
Eat cereal.
Text your friends to remember what happened last night.
Grab laptop and get back in bed.
See that it is 3 o'clock. 
Realize you don't know where the f*ck time went.
Think about going on a bike ride to at least do something productive.
Realize you haven't drank any water yet today, so it's not a good idea to out out in the heat yet. 
Walk downstairs to get a glass of water.
Remember you wanted to see that 2 minute video on Hulu.
Get back on the computer. (At your desk this time.)
See that it's 4:30.
Realize you don’t know where the f*ck time went.
Put the chicken in the refrigerator for your mom.
Play the only song you know on the piano.
Look at your cat.
Go brush your teeth.
Hear the garage door.
Say hello to mom.
Eat dinner with mom.
Say goodbye to mom.

 
Wake up at 10.
Pee.
Eat cereal.
Text your friends to remember what happened last night.
Grab laptop and get back in bed. 
See that it is 3 o’clock.
Realize you don’t know where the f*ck time went.
Think about going on a bike ride because you don’t remember when you last exercised.
Realize you haven’t drank any water in the past two days, so you should most definitely not go out into the heat yet.
See you have a Facebook update.
See that it’s 5:15. What the f*ck Time!?
Go downstairs.
Look at your cat.
Want to brush your teeth, but don’t.
Say hello to mom.
Eat dinner.
Say goodbye to mom.

Wake up at 10.
Pee.
Eat waffles.
Wait?! Waffles!!!!!
Holy f*ck. Summer sucks.