Welcome back Entourage fans! We've got an entire new season to watch E pick out flower arrangements for his wedding, Turtle pimp out hoes for his new business, Drama play the lead in his new show, and Vince
. well I'm sure he'll bone a bunch of sluts.
As a recap, last season left us with E and Sloan becoming engaged (oh I hope they get their own spin-off; or at least just Sloan; or I guess I can just look at her on the Internet), Drama quit his old show and is set to lead in a new one that was developed just for him, Jamie-Lynn broke things off with Turtle, and Vince flew off to Italy to play Enzo Ferrari.
This weeks episode is called "Stunted", and it may or may not have anything to do with E's stature.
We jump forward to Vince's new movie which is reminiscent of Terminator Salvation but hopefully with less suckiness. One of the scenes has Vince walking through what looks like an abandoned building armed with a bulletproof vest, shotgun, goggles, and a fashionable orange scarf. Also, three or four cameos by Charlie Kelly.
The initial conflict from this new movie comes from, yet again, a troublesome director. The director wants Vince to do his own stunts because audiences love nothing more than to see their stars on fire.
Turtle apparently has earned his college degree and immediately gains financing for several Mercedes cars and a staff comprised of the highest earners at the Spearmint Rhino. The business model