-Here we are, away from the bourgeois, finally.

-We don't fit in there; we're too unique and artistic for the rat race.

-Exactly. That's why we can only be best expressed in a political system where everyone is forced to be exactly the same.

-I can't wait to document our glorious utopia in my poetry!

-Me neither!

-Yeah…uh me neither… 

-Wait, are all of us poets?

-I mean, poetry per se is so-

-No, I mean…that's too many writers for a commune. This is bad.

-Who decides what's good or bad, man? What are you, the God I don't believe in? Get it man? I don't believe in God.

-Okay, got it. You don't have to bring that up, like, all the time. Seriously.

-Yeah? Well, I don't care how unpopular my opinion is, just as long as it's secretly the cool opinion to have. I'm a rebel without a cause.

-Except to be cool.

-Exactly.

-And I know it's edgy to be against war and stuff, but that's just the stance I take. Call me a hero if you want-

-We're all heroes-

-But it's the only way I can live. This is my life calling, as of last month and for the next six months, too, or until my parents kick me out.

-Fine. But first things first: does anyone know anything about farming?

-Of course! We talk about it all the time!

-Buy organic!

-No pesticides!

-Stay Vegan!

-Ok, but does anyone know anything useful? Like, anything involving actual labor?

-What part of "poet" don't you understand?

-I just figured someone would know how to actually farm, you know, since we never shut up about it.

-I kept bees once to prove I was quirky…

-Well, great. Just great. No one can farm.

-Has anyone considered poetry as an answer? As a poet myself-

-We're all poets damn it!

-Okay, calm down everyone. Think, Think. What would Che Guevara do?

- Good idea! He'd…you know, do that stuff. Um…he'd have a cool beard, for starters…

-Do any of us actually know who Che Guevara is?

-Of course I do! He's a hero. A legendary hero who did some stuff, or something, right?

-Okay, guys: we desperately need food, so-

-Has anyone tried a protest?

-Why would you ever suggest that? Has that ever worked, for anything?

-Of course. Protests solve everything. That's how we ended the war in Iraq and cured cancer, remember?

-We're all going to die, aren't we?

-Figures. The man is always keeping us down.

-How? We left. What man could be keeping us down now?

-Reality, I guess. That guy.

-He's the worst.