In "Grand Theft Auto: Car Salesman- you control a corpulent and aging Niko Bellic. After serving 25 years in prison for killing a prostitute with the skull of another prostitute- you use your underground connections and mild alcoholism to run a failing car dealership. Try and convince customers that your break pads are "totally fine,- (they aren't). Take the L-train home and use button combos to microwave dinners-for-one. Tap "A- to fall asleep while watching "NCIS-. Use your Blackberry to make sure you don't miss your prostate exam.