It's that time of the year again. Shark week drives college kids to smoke more weed, buy more taco bell, and go crazy over some killer sharks. Shark week isn't even the best animal week. Everyone knows cougar week is what drives everyone crazy. Now come on, sleeping with a shark is awesome and all, but nothing takes the place of your neighbor's hot sister. Now to our favorite species of cougar, 

 Great white MILF
Fuck the great white shark. Yeah I said it. Nothing compares to the great white MILF. Come on, what does a two ton ocean mammoth have on Demi Moore (No Ashton, we're not calling her fat!)