A day at NFL Training Camp isn't that different from a day at the summer camps you used to go to as a kid (or still go to as a "counselor" if you're a creepy, unemployed townie).
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TODAY'S CAMP SCHEDULE
8:00 a.m. Breakfast
Parents/Agents: Please inform the camp nurse if your player has any food allergies or takes steroids via needle.
8:45 a.m. Cabin Cleaning
Rookies only! Rookies may not participate in camp activities until all veteran cabins are spotless and stripper bodies are disposed of properly.
9:15 a.m. Hiking
Join your head coach for morning announcements and an inspirational trek up to the top of nearby Mount Clich?You can do it! Take one step at a time! Achieve!
10:45 a.m. Arts & Crafts
Campers will break into groups of 11 and, using only a bit of leather and a playbook, attempt to create beautiful and intricate plays.