disclaimer-I am just a user on College Humor i do not own this but thought the admins might like it
Opens with Jake sitting at a table eating lunch. Amir walks over with a bottle.
Amir: Hey Jake can you open this for me?
Jake: No, why?
Amir: Becuase it's hard duh! 
Jake: Fine. (struggles to open it) God, is this superglued?
Amir: Yeah! I pranked you! It's prank day you know?
Jake: Theres no such thing as prank day
Amir: Yeah there is.
Jake: FIne. Leave me alone.
That was a starter to get it up I'll let the writers do the rest (lol)