Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
February 15, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be constantly sweating or constantly shivering?
Be the lead in a genital herpes commercial or an
Get beaten by a tube sock filled with batteries or a thermal sock also filled with batteries?
Have to wear 2 hoop nose rings for the rest of your life or have a tattoo on the small of your back with an arrow pointing down saying "this way to the party"?
Make love to your sister while knowing she was your sister or your brother while not knowing he was your brother?
Live free or die hard?
Be able to fly slower than you can walk, or only be able to see through ugly people's clothes?
See Norbit or have been involved in the production of Norbit?
Know the meaning of life and not be able to tell anyone, or have everyone know the meaning of life besides you?
Live in Jack Bauer's LA or the island from Lost?
Marry Paris Hilton or accidentally hit her with your car?
Get a bad handjob from you grandma or get a good handjob from your grandma?
Get rich or die trying?
And the winner Of
The "I Hit Send Before I Was Done Typing" Award
goes to Tim, who sent in this:
Would you rather smell like fish every day for a year
Thanks for the incomplete thought, Tim!
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