It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Be constantly sweating or constantly shivering?
  • Be the lead in a genital herpes commercial or an HIV commercial? From Nick
  • Get beaten by a tube sock filled with batteries or a thermal sock also filled with batteries?
  • Have to wear 2 hoop nose rings for the rest of your life or have a tattoo on the small of your back with an arrow pointing down saying "this way to the party"? From Mike
  • Make love to your sister while knowing she was your sister or your brother while not knowing he was your brother? From J-Willy
  • Live free or die hard? From Cory
  • Be able to fly slower than you can walk, or only be able to see through ugly people's clothes? From Billy
  • See Norbit or have been involved in the production of Norbit? From Jeff
  • Know the meaning of life and not be able to tell anyone, or have everyone know the meaning of life besides you? From Iain
  • Live in Jack Bauer's LA or the island from Lost?
  • Marry Paris Hilton or accidentally hit her with your car?
  • Get a bad handjob from you grandma or get a good handjob from your grandma? From Kent
  • Get rich or die trying? From 50
And the winner Of The "I Hit Send Before I Was Done Typing" Award goes to Tim, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather smell like fish every day for a year

Thanks for the incomplete thought, Tim!

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